"Get In If You Want To Live is lovelyand captivating.
Every page looks great!"
— Fred Armisen,
Saturday Night Live and Portlandia
“John Jodzio is one of those weirdos that is fun to spend time with—not in real life, of course, but on the page —because his stories are laugh-out-loud funny and have a strange, uncanny, and memorable edge to them. And even if you don’t like to read, his book has cool pictures. It was totally worth the $200 I paid for it.”
—Dan Chaon, author of Await Your Reply
and Stay Awake
“Dilemma time. I love John’s writing—I find it funny and all that. But I can’t stand him as a person. So, should you purchase this book? That’s up to you; I’m not your therapist. Consider this, though: I once saw John use a banjo to beat up an elderly man at a bluegrass festival. Like I said, this is
entirely your choice.”
—Mike Sacks, author of And Here’s the Kicker: Conversations with Humor Writers and Your Wildest Dreams, Within Reason
“John Jodzio’s new short story collection is an amazing assortment of things you may have thought about but were too embarrassed to write down. Well, if you feel bad about that, wait ‘til you see the artwork inside here. It’s so good, you’re REALLY going to feel
bad about your stupid self.”
—Mary Mack, non-confrontational comedian popular in Minnesota and up to three non-adjacent counties in Wisconsin
Terribly funny stories? Real purty drawings? Classy/ gorgeous design? Check check check.
What the hell is there not to like about this book? I said tell me!!
—Zak Sally, creator of Sammy the Mouse
“Get In If You Want To Live is full of genuine laughs for the LOL generation. It’s fantastical whimsy meets potty mouth, gutter mind brilliance with some beautifully twisted artwork to accompany poignantly filthy stories.”
editor of Thought Catalog